#1 - The only calls I get via the yellow pages are suburban homeowners looking to be reassured about the powerlines crossing their property (or the property they are looking to buy for a good price, due to the powerlines)
#2 - None of my clients come from the local area
#3 - I google #1 in so many of my target fields that online advertising is redundant
#4 - I'm about a week behind on work and trying to be nice to you while you click through your sales pitch script is not working
Sorry to be kind of abrupt in saying good-bye, but I tried to let you down nicely. Now please go away.....