One of my guilty pleasures is reading the Craigslist Missed Connections pages. Submitted for your amusement, this week's cream of the crop:
Theme #1 - The Family That Shoots Together....
In Line for Gun Permit (Middletown, CT)
You were the beautiful woman in line waiting to get your new gun permit, I was behind you waiting to renew mine. The line was really long, 12 people deep and I had to get to Manchester for an appointment. I thought there might be a connection there
I know there was on my part:) If you see this then perhaps it is fate...
Gun Permit - f4m - 32 (Middletown)
I was there a couple months ago. The man (mid 20s maybe?) with the dark hair and amazing blue eyes is still stuck in my head. Im pretty sure he noticed me too......I asked the finger print girl about him.....I'll be back when my temp comes in.
Your Lab Results Are Back
Hospital fitness center - m4m (Hartford)
Really enjoyed playing in private T-room. Would like to make it a regular thing (couple times a week). AM is usually good for me. Will bring the condoms next time.
Jude Comments: Now I know why my physical therapist was so late
Probably a Cheap Date
Saw you at Marshall's Sunday - m4m - 42 (Avon)
Saw you at Marshall's in Avon on Sunday. You were with the fam, I was alone. You - silver hair, glasses. Thought we had a few glances that might be more. Hit me back if you see this and are interested.
Jude Comments: The whole "you were with the fam" thing is a little awkward. Can we say "on the down low" maybe?
Mrs. Robinson, Are You Trying to Seduce Me?
same condo - m4w - 27 (Vernon)
Hello...you and I live in the same condo complex, and always smile at each other and say hi everytime we see each other. You are an older woman but I find you very sexy and attractive. Me and my buddy came over one time and had some drinks with you and a couple of your friends before. If you happen to see this and are somewhat interested send me a message back.
Make that a Grande
Starbucks Drive-Thru - m4m - 36 (Glastonbury)
You were in a blue pickup at the Starbucks on Hebron around 1:15 this afternoon. We made eye contact through your side mirror. I'd love to buy you a latte ;)
Blonde at glastonbury starbucks - m4m
enjoy talking with you, love your smile and wonderful energy.
Jude Comments: Glastonbury Starbucks a cruising zone. Who knew?
Meeting at Marshall's Suddenly Seems Like a Step Up
Southington Dollar Store - m4m (Southington)
Ironically, your name is kind of opposite where you work! I think you might be new there as I have not seen you there before. You are a cutie... would love to chat you up and find out more about you. If you have a clue who this might be you will know what I bought. To let me know it is you, let me know name and where you wear your name badge.
Jude Comments: Now we all want to know where he wears his name badge
Hey, That's My Vet
VETS OFFICE TODAY - m4m - 34 (WETHERSFIELD)
We were both at the vets office, you were picking up something you left behind for your dog, i was there with cat in blue plastic carry box. We chatted about our "kids" and how long weve each had ours. Would love to chat more.
Jude Comments: It'll never work out dude, he's a cat person.
Hartford Wal Mart, March 16 - m4w - 40 (Flatbush Avenue)
Hot looking thin black girl in jeans and white high heel boots. You were with an older white guy with glasses, one dark lens and one clear lens around 1:00 PM. Would love to meet you. Please contact me. Thanks.
Jude Comments: The "one dark lens and one clear lens" thing is freaking me out.