January 24, 2006


For unknown reasons.....

Dinner tonight was Fantastic Vegetarian Chili, which involved boiling water, opening three cans (two beans, one diced tomatoes) and simmering about 30 minutes. AND IT WAS FREAKING INCREDIBLE. 6 Grams of Soy Protein per serving, a 1 gram of fat. Zowie.

Stop n' Shop had the nastily food colored and who the heck knows what is really in there, but strangely addictive Crab Classics artificial crab legs on sale. With zero grams of fat, lots of fishy protein and not too many carbs, they have to be better than fast food. Soylent Green is people....

Sidebar: Why does Charleston Heston get all the classic lines?

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